Friday, April 23, 2010

strange disease (exams fever)

STRANGE DISEASE –Read About it before it catches you!!!

Oh my God!!!! What’s happening to me? I am trembling!!! I am feeling thirsty – I need water… no… no… I need coffee. I don’t know; I am severely restless. I think I have a headache. I feel I am going to sleep.

ZZZZZZZZZZ……..ZZZZZZZZ……….ZZZZZZZZZZ…….

No…No… I can’t sleep, I need to prepare and fight a

D—I—S—E—A—S—E ‘EXAM FEVER’

It has no season, month, festival occasion or disease-causing micro-organisms. It is an all-year disease. It can be caught anywhere, through anyone or anyhow.

Yes!!!! Exams- A term that scares away everyone no matter what-age group, gender, nationality or profession you belong to.

You run away from EXAMINATIONS.

YES! Exam Fever is soon going to contaminate IILM UG-Batch, so beware and prevent yourself before it catches you; as no- cure/ treatment/ therapy/ medicine is available in the market place.

So, prepare yourself well before, you are caught- A good news, there is no preventive measure- still research is on- you can contribute your part- just research and read a lot about your concerned interests and subjects.

Anyone, who would crack the nut before, will get a ‘certificate of merit’ and bag full of blessings and congratulations from all- parents, teachers, peers, classmates and neighbors et.al. So prepare yourself well and just keep learning and researching.

This is Mayuri Bansal wishing you all- the-best and a message of get-well-soon to all of those who are already caught in the web/ network of Exam Fever.

Well people, just remember to earn a degree to heaven- you need to earn good blessings- so keep up with your research and also help others to back well-being, health and wealth from this incurable-EXAM FEVER.

Any charity/ donation is most welcomed, contact any student from IILM-UG-Batch.

Remember donations only acceptable in amount of books and knowledge.

A very strange research ( conducted collectively on millions of universities, schools, teachers, parents, students, employees, employers, their friends and relatives) suggests that results for EXAM FEVER- should always come out positive- as it reduces the degree and chances of failure and hence, makes a student/examinee less prone and victimized of the so ‘very dangerous disease- Exam Fever’.

This is Mayuri Bansal

VICTIM

Wishing you all- happiness, prosperity and good results.

Hope you all achieve what you want in life!!!

Goodbye!! Take Care!!!

See you back soon!!!

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